One day I was happily plodding my way through a foot of snow, when I started to smell the wonderful scent of male urine. This took me by surprise, because I couldn’t find a male anywhere in sight. I started to make my way closer to the male urine when all of a sudden I was grabbed by the back of my neck and thrown into a wooden box with chicken wire covering all sides.
My surprise only became greater when a male Leporidae appeared out of the corner of the box and started to sniff my neck. He seemed okay at first because he was gentle enough to lick my ears and nibble my backside, but then no more than twenty seconds later, he jumped on my back and started humping my leg. The fool couldn’t wait long enough for me to move into a more preferable position. I guess he only cared about himself.
A few seconds later, the person who grabbed me and put me in this box came back with a horrified look on his face. He apologetically and kindly opened the cage and lifted me out to put me back into the snow. I turned to look back at my male counterpart one last time only to see him humping the water bottle.
Although I am once again free. I can’t help to wonder what it would be like to just visit again maybe once in a while.
~ as told to Mr. X
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HA! Mr X, are you telling me you long for the rabbit that dry humped your leg? LMAO! This cracked me up.
ReplyDeletethis was hysterical. i loved it.
ReplyDeleteIt was incredible. Not two minutes after I put them together, the male was on her like a jack hammer.
ReplyDeleteMr. X