SEX (sort of)

One of the most interesting “issues” between men and women for me is Sex. Sex often is the driving force when the relationship starts, and it seems to wane from there. I can truthfully say that I have never met a woman where sex was as important to her as it was for me. Thankfully, I am getting older now, and I only think of some sort of sex about 78% of the time. ( I won’t get into specifics, but it’s not the act of sex exactly that interests me, but it is sex related…..someday, I’ll write about what I mean)

Anyways, the way that I deal with this is very simple. I masturbate. Often. At least once a day, and I’m not ashamed to say that my record is six times in a 24 hour period. I know that this is uncomfortable for some people to hear. But the truth is that Men have been choking the chicken way before it became in style for women to masturbate. Hell, Now-a-days, it’s practically a daily ritual for women too! They even have these little finger gadgets that you can pick up in the grocery stores for women. They have taken the art of masturbation to a new level.

The sad part is that it’s still frowned upon for a man to spank the monkey. We still look like “dirty old men” while women look like they are in style if they twiddle their twat.

I’m not trying to get a rise out of anyone, with this post. I just wanted to get something off of my chest. Now that I have done that, I think it’s time to get something else off.

Mr. X